My cousin Audrey ...

Told me this...
                      And in the event of my death....
                             Be kind,
                                      to people,
                                            and don't be lazy in your ART.
                         Thank you, Aud. Love, h.

My kitchen is a library of discarded foods...

And I am, and have on recent occasion attempted to make dinner from these remnants...ugh.   The pot doth boil over with YUCK...I think I will go to bed and clean it up in the morn. - h.

when I said...

If I killed a man in the first degree....

Baby would you flee with me?-The Black Keys

But would you?

                             -...h.

I'm still thinking, I am still thinking...

I am still thinking, I am still thinking,..oooh,...a penny. F*@CK....I am still thinking.


                                               still thinking.... -h.

In the event of a double decker bus...crashing into us...

To die by you're side would be a heavenly way to die...a ten ton truck?

I guess we'll find out....

Fortune cookie fortune...

Instead of putting one foot in front of the other in order to find the path, set it all on fire and the path will present itself...   -m.

Ennui...

In the event of my death,..".hrmph." A fortune cookie fortune...-h.

THE SQURRELS IN THIS TOWN...

In the event of my death,...Please don"t let the hungry, crazy, insane squirrels in this town eat my body. I want to be cremated. And I would prefer if my ashes did not sit on a mantle someplace, gathering dust and remembrance...throw them away,...where the squirrels won't use them for bedding. -h.

DARK ROASTED PRE-GROUND PERUVIAN COFFEE...

makes me wish I WERE dead. In the event of my death, find the bag of coffe in my cupboard and throw it out. -h.

there is couscous on the kitchen floor...

In the event of my death... tell noah i am sorry for the cous cous that I spilled all over the kitchen floor. It feels super yucky on bare feet.

if a car should hit me...

kill me if i am invalid. I mean, really, look at the word...i n v a l i d.  Ouch. -h.

I should stop....

DRINKING everything in town.  Glug. Glug.  Rocky mountain high... Colorado.

In the Event of MY Death...

today...get my laundry out of the machine, unless you think I'm not a snappy dresser, which I'm not, but there's a pile of free clothes on Maxwell. Come and get it. In the event of my death, of course...

Time will tell.   -m.

In the Event of My Death...

In the event of my death... I am sorry that my bedroom is in such disarray. Deplorable it is, but at least I am wearing clean underwear...but my socks are dirty.  My mom always told me..."Always wear clean underwear in case you end up in the hospital."...or if you are dead.   -h.