Alphabetically Bad to Consume Drugs...

in the event of my death... Never,  OR with extreme caution...
do AMPHETAMINES while practicing ARCHERY...
do heavy BARBITUATES while blow drying your hair in the BATHTUB...
do CRACK/COCAINE while canoeing.       PERIOD.     and ouch...
do DILAUDID while DANGEROUSLY DRAG RACING...
do ECSTASY while EATING escargot, or eel, or ANYTHING  with your F A M I LY. ooooooh.

do . .. ... whaT You cAn to.... Not...DrIVe  YoUrSeLf...    ...      F * C K I N G     crAzY. -h.