Death by the JAWS ice cube...

in the event of my death...
"Have you seen this ice cube?...because it is awesome!"
da da daaah da...da da daaaaaah ...
On a related note, if one cared to annoy the authorites,
or at least puzzle them for a minimal time,
committing sepaku by a sword made of ice
would suffice...
Where is the weapon?...
MELTED.
If only bullets could be made of ICE...

I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE IT A WATER GUN. -h.