I am damned to Hell, but...

In the event of my death,,,

I think by most confines of organized religion I am relegated to the depths of fiery doom...Premarital sex      ( Catholic), Suicide attempts ( Catholic, again)...Hah! but I am still here..., Drugs and alcohol (Mormon),  eating beef (Hindu), killing a fly (Buddhist), ... IF I thought Heaven or Hell existed I might be scared witless...but I don't, so...